ALL KINDS OF EXCITEMENT

Wednesday, October 29 at 7 o'clock

The Barack Obama Holiday Spectacular

The Continuation of Game 5 of the World Series

Come on over to watch the half-hour Obama special, then stick around for the end of Game 5 between the (Devil) Rays and the Phillies.

Dinner is likely to be vegetable soup, and dessert is homemade applesauce and vanilla ice cream. Get ready to be a patriot!